Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Travelape Loves Art - At Least teh Festivals

The big blue ape took his road show back to Orlando this weekend to check out the Winter Park Art Festival. Ok I am known for swinging from vine to vine and club to club but I do like the finer things in life.

If you have never been to the Winter Park Section of Orlando you are missing out. This is one of the older parts of town and has a train station right in the middle. There are nice little locally owned shops to gander at. The festival took over the whole park area. There were over 250 artist showing their stuff.

Me I like the pop art stuff and there was plenty of it. Uncle Chuckles and Chesty were in town and they went along with me. We enjoyed some smoothies from Strawberry Fields. They were yummy in the sunny weather. After that we headed back to Pointe Orlando and had dinner at The Funky Monkey Wine Company of course. I stumbled back to the Peabody Orlando to watch the duck walk on Monday and back on the road.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Feeling Lucky March Madness and The Irish


Ok the plane got in late last night in Ac and landed in Vegas late. Never made it to Studio 54. Instead I went to a strip club called Olympic Gardens. Its old school Vegas strip club style. $300 in one dollar bills later me and Uncle Chuckles counced.

We stayed at the Hard Rock beacasue we dig the pool and wanted to do some gambling But we got side tracked and instead got bottle service at the new club called Vanity. We didnt get out of the club till almost 5am. Grabbed grub at the great Mr Luckys 24/7.


We were thinking of going indoor skydiving but we decide to hit the Caesars Sportsbook to place our madness bets. Ape is the king of the brackets. Who you got?

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

St Patricks Day Fun

So I am getting ready for a big St Patricks Day tomorrow. As everyone who knows me knows I take thsi holiday very seriously. Im not really sure who St Patrick is, but I honor him any way. LOl. Each year I die myself green for a day. And drink green beer till I get naked and dance on the bar.

The Travelape Jet is all fueled up and ready for a few jumps. My plan is to start in New York City with the St Patricks day parade. I am staying athe Astor on the Park tonight. So I would avoid it if you can.

Then tomorrow night I will hop intoa limo to rush down to Atlantic City to go to the Irish Pub. This is teh place to go for St Pattys day in mini Sin City. Also if I had time I would stay for bag day a great day-after St Pattys day tradition.

After a dip in the Atlantic Ocean I am headed to the helipad at the Trump Taj Mahal. Hop over to the airport and fly out to Vegas to finish up in style. Going retro and hitting up Studio 54 at the MGM. Hope to see you out there.

Its hard out here for an ape.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Spring Break For Travelape

Its been a rough winter and the big blue guy needs to get away. Looks like Im going to do a little tour of the best Spring Break spots. I am starting with Daytona Beach for a wet t shirt contest.

Then Ill shoot over to Orlando for a night to hang out with my boy Mickey Mouse. He just got out of rehab again. Ill probably stay over at the Hilton Bonnet Creek cause I get crazy rates there. Or If not Ill try the Hilton Orlando Resort Lake Buena Vista Hotel.

After that Im on a plane to Cancun for some real fun. Probably get down at Senior Frogs or La Boom. Travelape loves smoking a Cuban cigar and walking along the beautiful beaches of Mexico. And lovely coeds everywhere he looks. Its hard out here for an ape.

Oh yeah and I forgot to mention who is paying for it. Its the guys over at Go On Spring Break. Suckers. LOL :)